points to ponder...

• Why are there braille dots on a drive-through ATM keypad?
• Why is the fear of long words hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
• If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
• Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
• Why don't psychics predict the winning lottery numbers and retire?
• If 'pro' is the opposite to 'con', is Congress the opposite to progress?
• If it is illegal to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
• If firefighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
• Who put an 's' in the word lisp?
• If sunflower oil is made of sunflowers, what is baby oil made of?
• How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
• If something was misspelled in a dictinary how would we know?
• If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
• Why is it called tourist season if you cant shoot them?
• If nothing sticks to teflon how does teflon stick to the pan?
• Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
• If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
• Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?
• How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
• Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?