(I will NOT include a picture in this post because it would gross even me out.)
Last night Calan asked me if he could "get thorns in his hand from my legs." Well, sweet boy, those are not thorns those are Leg Love Hairs. I'm growing out my Leg Love Hairs so that I am able to...
hold you
do laundry
make beds
clip finger nails
wipe hands
wash off faces
check my email (almost daily!)
return a few texts
schedule appointments
drop off
blow noses
feed the pets
wipe butts
pick up from
strap kids into car seats
do dishes
do laundry
vacuum
make meals
open curtains
brush teeth
apply lotion to little bodies
pick up toys
play with Play-Doh
wash windows
serve snacks
answer my phone (very rarely)
kiss you
fill out foster care paperwork
change diapers
lay clothes out for the next day
sweep and mop floors
water plants
take kids on walks
grocery shop
take pictures
wash sheets
read books (not books I want to read)
wipe noses
pump milk
clean bottles
break up fights
find Big Ps
love you
keep track of Bangs
remember birthdays
answer questions
play outside
make lists
pay bills
take a shower (this is actually when this happens some days)
meet with therapists
talk to teachers
sing to you
wipe the table after...
you get the idea, right Cit?
These are just some of the things that I am able to accomplish after 6 hours of INTERRUPTED sleep. So if I started shaving my legs again your Daddy would think that I was hitting on him and we all know that we don't need another baby in this house. So to answer your question...
No. You can not get thorns in your hand from my legs.
Thanks for asking before I needed to run upstairs to get the tweezers out and deal with potential thorns.
Now I need to take pictures of your sweetest littlest sister because she is 3 months old today!
